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Text Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 1,431 notes

thosepaperscut:

joffreyslap:dondarrion:arya-snark:

seriously tho

petition for an hour long show of cersei lannister drunkenly schooling you about the horrors of real life

#’MORE WINE’ #’your grace it’s 9 in the morning’ #’and a piece of toast’

#I LOVE ALL MY CHILDREN EQUALLY #I don’t care for Joffrey.

Drunk Cersei is the ACTUAL GREATEST.






Photo Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 56,934 notes

derpennia:

ribbonsundae:

davidscronenberg:

#imagine trying to moan this during sex


#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear
I almost fucking died because of that tag ofmgjkas

HE LOOKS LIKE SIRIUS BLACK/JOHNNY DEPP
WAT

derpennia:

ribbonsundae:

davidscronenberg:

#imagine trying to moan this during sex

#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear

I almost fucking died because of that tag ofmgjkas

HE LOOKS LIKE SIRIUS BLACK/JOHNNY DEPP

WAT

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Photo Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 24,269 notes

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Video Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 7,189 notes

squick-too-quick:

r2mich2:

loki-assguard:

luckyhouse37:

That’s right. Those words came out of his mouth so it’s completely true.

OMG IT’S CANON!!!!

YES. 

TRY TO DEFY ME NOW, YOU FILTHY HARLOTS

(Source: genuinesonofabitch, via sir-wigglesworth-von-baconson)




Chat Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 53,601 notes
  • Teacher: Why did you not study?
  • Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!



Quote Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 12,359 notes

“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.”


no one  (via eatdirt)

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Video Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 1,520 notes

loki-assguard:

Scumbag Odin.

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Text Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 92 notes

So, would the crossover ship The Doctor/Thor be called ‘Hammer Time’?

lostfrostprince:

IT IS NOW

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Photo Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 9,572 notes

cumberbuddy:

bloomist:

robynium:


In which Sherlock goes from friendly to angry in mere seconds

Doesn’t it look like he’s saying
“Yeah, we actually do  MAKE OUT.”?

Shit. Unable to unsee

Johns like, OH YESSSSSSS.

cumberbuddy:

bloomist:

robynium:

In which Sherlock goes from friendly to angry in mere seconds

Doesn’t it look like he’s saying

“Yeah, we actually do  MAKE OUT.”?

Shit. Unable to unsee

Johns like, OH YESSSSSSS.

(via rennerly)




Text Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 13 notes

pizzaforpresident:

i’m so glad there’s no cockroaches in canada. i would shit myself if i ever saw one tbh

lmaooo there are cockroaches in canada! My friend and I live in Toronto, and her flat has them, she had to get stuff to fill in holes and get it mad sprayed!

Best invest in a diaper





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